


5 / 10
Lifeline Express
1984
|
88 minutes
Kind-hearted Fatso Ng earnestly entreats Buddha to save his midget brother Tiger from an early death. In a passionate outburst, he pledges half his lifespan in return for sparing Tiger. It seems to work ....... too well. Fatso had been told last year by reliable fortune teller Big Mouth Kwan that he would have a long life, but his fortune has now changed. Meanwhile, Tiger is making the most of his renewed lease of life, working hard to get into the panties of three busty nurses. Fatso "spoils" the fun by following Big Mouth Kwan advice - avoid sex if you want any chance of changing your bad fortune. Fatso begins to lose his sanity and goes into the hospital. His only hope of being saved is the weird hospital shrink, who believes in the occult.
Genres
Images

Recommendations

6.5 / 10
2011
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas

7.1 / 10
1984
Lola's Secret

7.5 / 10
2006
Lifted

7.0 / 10
2010
Kung Fu Panda Holiday

5.1 / 10
2008
Natale a Rio

6.3 / 10
1995
Higher Learning

5.5 / 10
2006
7 Dwarves: The Forest Is Not Enough

6.3 / 10
2004
Far Far Away Idol

7.1 / 10
2014
Sleeping Forest

6.7 / 10
1988
Oliver & Company

5.2 / 10
2002
Natale sul Nilo

5.7 / 10
2003
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

6.6 / 10
1941
The Reluctant Dragon

5.6 / 10
1959
Hannibal

6.6 / 10
1999
Two Hands

6.7 / 10
2010
Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue

6.1 / 10
2001
The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze

6.7 / 10
1983
Soap and Water

6.1 / 10
2009